This Just Happened in My Work Group Chat

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 08/11/2014 at 15:07 • Filed to: None

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Brian Silvestro > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 08/11/2014 at 15:09

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like....what????

at....what????

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 08/11/2014 at 15:12

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It's definitely bad that I don't follow any of this...

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 08/11/2014 at 15:12

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Every work place / office / etc oozes with sexual tension. Everyone wants to bang Barbara in accounting, there's the couple's that secretly bang in the parking lot and the super secret couples nobody knows about.

Then there's me. I work alone and my closest coworker is 200 miles away. Yet I still had to take a sexual harassment course. Who am I going to harass? Myself?! I'm allowed to Dammit!

claramag, Mustaco Master > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 08/11/2014 at 15:13

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...it was like *Jon's Christmas Orgy*
...exactly what happens at *the HR bone sessions*
...we can all go to jail because this whole office is perverts

Well, was I close?

PS9 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 08/11/2014 at 15:13

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Yeah baby, let me slide my [REDACTED] into your [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] until we both [REDACTED] and leave a nice wet [REDACTED] all over the [REDACTED]

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Brian Silvestro 08/11/2014 at 15:15

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The name of the workplace.

claramag, Mustaco Master > PS9 08/11/2014 at 15:16

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Oh [REDACTED] yeah

GhostZ > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 08/11/2014 at 15:17

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Brian Silvestro > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 08/11/2014 at 15:18

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Oh...lol

nermal > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/11/2014 at 15:21

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Yeah, and that slut Barbara knows it, which is why she keeps wearing the trashy outfits that toe the line between "business professional" and "reality porn".

RazoE > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 08/11/2014 at 15:26

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I met my wife at work. She trained me on the register. Then I trained her in the love department.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/11/2014 at 15:27

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Oh wait...Nevermind. Needed to read that again.

ranwhenparked > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 08/11/2014 at 17:12

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I remember one year we couldn't find the mandatory sexual harassment training film - empty case, no tape - so one of the dumber people in the office decided to make his own to replace it. The boss found out and stopped him really early in the process, but you could tell it wasn't going to a good spot.

DylanToback > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 08/11/2014 at 20:28

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